The Naughty List: The Best Christmas Sex Toys for Couples

The holidays are here, the ovens are warm, the lights are glowing, and everyone is craving something deliciously indulgent. But instead of a nice list this year, Honey Play Box has whipped up a spicy Naughty List: The Best Christmas Sex Toys for Couples. So instead of baking another batch of gingerbread cookies, stick around for Honey Play Box's Pleasure Kitchen, where the recipes aren’t edible but the results are absolutely mouthwatering!

Whether you’re exploring solo, experimenting with couple sex toys, or sprinkling some adventure into your bedroom stocking-stuffers, these curated “recipes” will help you pick the perfect toy to cook up some unforgettable holiday heat.

And yes… just like baking, the secret is all in the ingredients.

Holiday Recipe #1: “Cinnamon Swirl Warm-Up”

Featuring: CYRUS – App-Controlled Thrusting Prostate Massager

Best for: curious beginners & adventurous couples
Flavor profile: warm, curious, surprisingly indulgent

CYRUS is the kind of toy that gently invites you into the world of prostate pleasure with elegance, precision, and app-controlled magic. This app-controlled sex toy is known for its deep P-Spot massaging abilities, beautiful curvature, and hands-free design, making pleasure feel like a perfectly baked dessert.

Ingredients

• 1 heaping spoonful of curiosity
• A sprinkle of playfulness
• 2 tablespoons of holiday horniness
• Optional: A glass of wine (for hydration and courage)

Instructions

1. Preheat your curiosity

Start slow and warm. Let the holiday mood soften the edges of your hesitation.

2. Fold in playfulness

Use the app to explore thrusting speeds, from slow and teasing to bold and punchy.

3. Add a touch of bold chocolate flavor

CYRUS’s controlled thrusting is like biting into the warm center of a cinnamon bun, unexpectedly deep and intensely satisfying.

4. Serve solo or with your favorite partner

As one of the best couple sex toys for prostate stimulation, CYRUS makes two-person play feel like co-baking the perfect dessert: collaborative, delicious, and fun.

Holiday Recipe #2: “Chocolate Lava Surprise”

Featuring: AGAS – Speedy Thrusting Plug

Best for: those craving speed, intensity, and deep sensations
Flavor profile: rich, bold, molten

AGAS is not for the faint of heart. This is for those who crave heat, depth, and a thick stream of stimulation that melts you from the inside out.

AGAS is the thrusting plug that brings speed, precision, and power to the table. With its amazing body-safe silicone, multiple thrusting patterns, and secure fit, this toy delivers that amazing feeling of when you bit into a chocolate-lava cake for the first time.

Ingredients

• A cup of desire
• A spoonful of courage
• ½ teaspoon of sweetness
• A dash of adventurous holiday magic

Instructions

1. Melt your desires

Let the anticipation build. AGAS is a thrusting masterpiece, so let it take the lead.

2. Stir in boldness

With patterns ranging from slow pulses to fast thrusts, AGAS gives you complete control over intensity.

3. Let the pressure rise

Once inserted, it stays secure and steady, letting you surrender into the moment without adjusting or repositioning.

4. Enjoy without interruptions

Its waterproof design means the fun doesn’t stop. Shower, tub, steam room means this dessert can be enjoyed everywhere.

Holiday Recipe #3: “Holiday Fruitcake… But Actually Good”

Featuring: FRENZY – App-Controlled Rotating Anal Vibrator

Best for: tech lovers & couples
Flavor profile: fruity, complex, exciting

FRENZY is a toy for people who want everything fromrotation and vibration to customizable patterns and interactivity. This app-controlled sex toy turns your backdoor exploration into a mix of swirling sensations and deep vibration that will have Santa double checking your name on the naughty list.

Ingredients

• 1 scoop of Boldness
• 1 generous pour of self-love
• A pinch of Curiosity
• Extra powdered sugar for Playfulness

Instructions

1. Start with vanilla (playfulness)

Use the app to tease, adjust, and warm up.

2. Mix in cinnamon (curiosity)

Try exploring the rotating function alone before adding vibration.

3. Fold in fresh fruit energy

FRENZY’s all-around stimulation is more dynamic than most couple sex toys, it’s meant to surprise you.

4. Serve with a partner for best results

Let your partner take control of FRENZY with the app. Perfect for long-distance play during holiday travel.

Holiday Recipe #4: “Triple-Layer Holiday Cake”

Featuring: JADEN – 3-in-1 Anal Stimulation Device

Best for: anyone who wants everything at once

Flavor profile: complex, indulgent, layered

JADEN gives the perineum a massage, provides scrotum stimulation, vibration, and thrusting sensations, making it a full dessert table in one toy. Think of it like a three-layer cake with each part brings something new and decadent.

Ingredients

• 1 cup of Boldness
• A scoop of Playfulness
• A pinch of Curiosity
• A generous amount of Desire

Instructions

1. Start with the base layer

Insert and activate the internal stimulation.

2. Frost the edges

Use the external massaging functions to warm the perineum.

3. Add toppings

Turn on the scrotum stimulators for fireworks.

4. Indulge completely

This is a toy designed to deliver holiday-level bliss again and again.

50% OFF Bundles (Limited Holiday Special!)

Mix-and-match pleasure with half-off savings:

• WARRIOR × FRENZY
• NOCTURA × CUPID
• SCIONESS × PLEASURE PIVOT

These bundles pair perfectly for couples, friends-with-benefits, or playful explorations into new areas of stimulation.

Want More Holiday Magic?

• Explore more toys → [Shop All]
• Holiday bundles → [Bundles Collection]
• Learn more tips → [Pleasure Tips Blog]

Choosing the perfect sex toy for a beginner doesn’t have to be intimidating. Treat it like baking:

• Start with good ingredients.
• Keep things playful.
• Follow your instincts.
• Enjoy the results.

Whether you're exploring sex toys for the first time, diving into app-controlled sex toys, or gifting couple sex toys to your partner, Honey Play Box has everything you need to make this season warm, connected, and unforgettable.

This holiday, skip your grandma’s fruitcake — the best treats aren’t baked.

They vibrate. And dessert has never been this exciting!

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FAQ: The Best Christmas Sex Toys for Couples

Q. Are these sex toys beginner-friendly?

A. Yes! CYRUS and FRENZY are excellent for beginners because they’re app-controlled sex toys, meaning you can start slow and gradually increase intensity at your own pace.

Q. Can I use these toys with a partner?

A. Absolutely. CYRUS, FRENZY, and many toys in the 50% OFF bundles are perfect couple sex toys, especially for guided play or teasing.

Q. What lube should I use with these toys?

A. Always use high-quality water-based lubricant. It’s safe for silicone and perfect for anal play.

Q. Are app-controlled sex toys secure and private?

A. Yes. All app-based controls use encrypted connections. Only the people you invite can control your device.

Q. Are these toys waterproof?

A. Most models listed (like AGAS and FRENZY) are fully waterproof, but always check each product description for specifics.