There are moments where the simplest of things require the hardest work. Riding a dildo is one of those moments.

That's because it isn't just about putting it in and bouncing up and down. It requires patience and strategy or else it's going to feel boring, or worse: ouchie.

We don't want to come out of this experience traumatized. That's why we're guiding you through a quick, easy-to-digest guide on how to ride a dildo!

What is a Dildo

First, let's cover the basics. According to WebMD, dildos are a type of sex toy that "you can put into the mouth, anus and vagina." It closely resembles a male penis but comes in different shapes, sizes and even colors. Perfect for everyone and their preferences!

What are the Types of Dildos

Second, let's cover the various types of these versatile sex toys. According to Masterclass, it can come in a few different forms:

Hard Dildos

This is the type of dildo that is made with strong materials like glass, stainless steel and crystal. Their rather inflexible nature is what gives them the ability to reach certain areas inside the vagina or anus like the A-spot!

On the other hand, they can be rather difficult to work in especially if it's a first time. Don't put too much pressure over the need to take it all. Slow and steady is the way!

Soft Dildos

For soft dildos, they're made with materials such as silicone to give an experience that's closer to reality — it's hard but not rock-hard, it's soft but not like jelly. It has enough give so you can bend it around in different positions and angles.

Vibrating Dildos

These are the types of dildos you often see being mentioned in articles and videos because while the vibrating dildo closely resembles a penis, it has an added layer of pleasure by having a vibrating feature. So you can insert this inside the vagina or anus and use the various levels of vibrations to stimulate the sensitive areas like the G-spot.

Strap-on Dildos

These are for our LGBT+ besties! A strap-on dildo is like its namesake — it's a dildo attached to a harness. It can be worn similarly to panties or boxers to stimulate penetrative sex. Flexible and with huge room for experimentation, couples can collect different kinds of dildos and attach them to the harness to have a variety of spicy scenarios!

Suction Cup

Last but definitely not the least, a suction cup dildo puts pleasure at a convenient level. Instead of a traditional base, it's replaced with a suction cup that which can be placed on surfaces such as the floor or wall so even if one's flying solo, they can fuck themselves hands-free. If imagination allows, singles can also imagine a sexy, mysterious individual taking them from behind while the shower runs warm and wet down their skin!

How to Ride a Dildo

Let's set the scene: the ideal dildo is on the bed, just waiting to be used. What does one do? This may come as a surprise but not a lot of people are made aware of the proper use of a dildo, even more so riding one. That's why together with Bad Girls Bible, the secrets to riding a dildo will be revealed right here:

First and foremost, there are a few things singles and couples should do before even grabbing the magical dildo:

Set the Mood - Whether that's lighting scented candles, adding rose petals atop the sheets or playing sensual music, it's important to set the mood to transport oneself into the mindset of getting down and dirty. Don't forget to make sure that everyone involved is ready for a sexy time!

Warmup - There are a lot of ways to warm-up, may it be dirty talking, masturbating or engaging in oral sex. This is important because it allows the body the opportunity to loosen up and lubricate, making it easy for the dildo to penetrate soon after.

Now that we've established some pre-dildo rituals, the second thing to do is to learn how to ride the dildo and get the best ride ever! See what we did there?

There are a few ways to ride a dildo according to type:

First is the suction cup. It's the most common dildo used in riding and a way to use it would be to do a squatting cowgirl position where you place this particular dildo on the floor (bedroom or bathroom is your choice) and squatting to get deep inside. The hips can move up, down or in a circle, depending on what feels good. This way, the hands are free to do other things like playing with the breasts and nipples or even the clit when one is feeling extra frisky.

Second is the vibrating dildo. This one can be used in a few ways: missionary or doggy. Depending on whether one would like the vagina or anus to be penetrated, the vibrating dildo can be inserted in either of these positions. Just make sure to follow the pre-penetration steps before lying down or getting on all fours and letting oneself or a partner insert the vibrating dildo before turning it on to their preferred setting. Then, it can be left alone or can be thrusted in and out depending on one's needs or desires.

Finally, with any type of dildo, one can engage in a blow and bounce — a position for couples that requires oral sex on the penis to be done first before riding the dildo, and spooning — another position for couples where they lay on their sides with one partner hugging the other from behind like a spoon. A vibrating dildo is the perfect suggestion for a position like this as it can still pleasure whether or not penetration is involved as the vibrations can please the clit and vulva.

Conclusion

There you have it! A short yet juicy guide on how to ride a dildo for the best ride of your life! While it does not require much, it allows room to be creative during spicy time. Whether grinding, bouncing or spooning, dildos are one's best friend in having a toy that pleasures just as much as a penis can.